Get It Up

impotency really sucks
I've been seeing this girl and she just doesn't know what to do
We've tried everything but I still remain flaccid and limp
tryin' as hard as I can, but I just can't seem to penetrate

I guess it's too late, I'm out of my prime, there's no way I can...
Why did I have to wait, instead of taking it when I could...
Get it up!
Get it up!

Tried out for a porno career, but that just didn't pay the fucking bills
I've been searching around for a cure, but the druggies on the corner wouldn't sell me the right stuff
They said it'd get my head up high, those lying pricks, I'm still all shriveled
I'll never feel the same, why am I doomed to be soft