Imaginary Friend

I've got an imaginary friend
And he never talks to me at all
But I talk to him every night
He is the best friend in the whole world
He makes promises to everyone
That are really made by all of us
But we convince ourselves otherwise
Because we are too scared to admit

My imaginary friend is better than yours
And You'd better go run and lock up your doors
'Cause I'll put the Fear of God in your heart
Friend's on my side so you'd better not start

You've got an imaginary friend
And he's not the same friend as mine
But you would give your life for him
He is so important to you
He makes life have meanings
That are beyond our comprehension
But we say that we understand
Because we are too scared to admit

My imaginary friend is better than yours
And You'd better go run and lock up your doors
'Cause I'll put the Fear of God in your heart
Friend's on my side so you'd better not start

[Rambling]

My imaginary friend is better than yours
And You'd better go run and lock up your doors
'Cause I'll put the Fear of God in your heart
Friend's on my side so you'd better not start

My imaginary friend is better than yours
My imaginary friend is better than yours
My imaginary friend is better than yours
My imaginary friend is better than yours!